Wrestlers make way hotter actors.

I have come to the conclusion from this weekends movie watching that professional wrestlers look way better on the big screen. Two of my personal favorites, John Cena and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

For starters I'd like to inform you that I had not liked John Cena at all until I saw the movie Twelve Rounds. )(The Marines isn't too bad either) I wasn't attracted to John Cena the wrestler, but John Cena the movie star is pretty flipping hot.

Proof:

Not Hot. 

 Super Hot.

Okay, "The Rock" was attractive as a wrestler, but he was way more attractive in movies like: Faster, The Scorpion King, and  Game Plan.

Proof:

A Tiny Bit Hot.

Very Very Hot.

I have decided throughout this blog that the difference between them in the movies and them wrestling is the fact that they have clothes on. Now usually it's the opposite, guys without shirts on are hotter, but since these men are always half naked in their little wrestling speedos it's nice to see them with some clothes on. Maybe the clothes make them more attractive because it gives me a sense of some false modesty from them since they're usually showing off there huge muscles.

Mystery Solved. I Win.

However there is a catch, It just doesn't work for some men. Some of them just got worse, more ugly.

 Kevin Nash, otherwise known as "Big Sexy,"

 is not really that "Sexy", before or after the acting.

Triple H... Well I hope none of those "H"s stand for hot.

Mr.Dykstra = Brain Aneurysms

I have a very intense head ache right now, but Mr.Dykstra is going to kick my butt if I don't write a blog. (or maybe just give me the finger again) If my headache turns out to be some sort of cancer or internal bleeding in my brain, and I have a stroke or a brain aneurysm in my sleep, I want you to feel bad Mr.Dykstra. Even though if I had some sort of dysfunction in my brain, it would be troublesome whether I was writing this blog or not, I'm still going to blame stupid blogging.

Theory 1: Because I have to stay up and write these blogs every Sunday night, the immense fatigue is causing the amount of oxygen flowing to my brain to decrease. Due to this blood is flowing slower, and is less oxygenated and therefore denser than average, causing blood clots. So the blood is getting blocked in my brain and bursts a vein...kapoowi internal brain bleed. Brain aneurysm in my sleep.

Theory 2: Because Mr.Dykstra makes us do all kinds of stupid comma things and semi colon junk, my DNA code is malfunctioning because he is trying to shove too much useless information into it. In case you did not know, Semi Colons in DNA form code for brain cancer.

So I have come to the conclusion that Mr.Dykstras class is fatal to my health.
Good Night.
I win.