Life Lessons

I'm deciding to make a list of interesting snid bits of information I have come across in my life time, purely for your entertainment. Following the bits will be the name of the person I learned this from.

1.) You can peel a clementine in one piece. - Grant Johnson
2.) If you blow dry your eye lash curler on high heat before you use it on your lashes, the curl will hold better. - Macke Rodamaker
3.) Party Streamer doesn't taste good. -Gabi Francis
4.)  You shouldn't kiss Justin Bieber on the lips because his breath might stink. - Anna (my five year old sister)
5.) You can't learn how to drive an 18 wheeler by watching YouTube videos- Mike (my step dad, who is a real truck driver, unlike my self despite my Internet attempts)
6.) Never let your 66 year old grandmother give you a sex talk. -I know this one from personal experience
7.) Be on time - My grandma (not the sex one, the other one.) who is consistently half and hour early.
8.) You should remember to wear spankies under your show choir dress. -Keely Hertzel
Mr.Dykstra Section:
9.) Don't kiss in the hallways of Mason City High School - Mr.Dykstra
10.) If you are a boy, don't use the urinal right next to anyone else. - Mr. Dykstra
11.) If you are a freshman boy, don't touch other freshman boys. -Mr.Dykstra
12.) Don't call inanimate object homosexual because it probably has no sexual preference. -Mr. Dykstra 
13.) How to spell the word inanimate -My mother...30 seconds ago

and that's pretty much all I can think of right now. So... If you have any life lessons you would like to share with me that would be fabulous, and technically considered continuing the conversation, making it easy for you to get points for commenting. Your welcome.

I help you, you help me... so,
I win.