I have a very intense head ache right now, but Mr.Dykstra is going to kick my butt if I don't write a blog. (or maybe just give me the finger again) If my headache turns out to be some sort of cancer or internal bleeding in my brain, and I have a stroke or a brain aneurysm in my sleep, I want you to feel bad Mr.Dykstra. Even though if I had some sort of dysfunction in my brain, it would be troublesome whether I was writing this blog or not, I'm still going to blame stupid blogging.
Theory 1: Because I have to stay up and write these blogs every Sunday night, the immense fatigue is causing the amount of oxygen flowing to my brain to decrease. Due to this blood is flowing slower, and is less oxygenated and therefore denser than average, causing blood clots. So the blood is getting blocked in my brain and bursts a vein...kapoowi internal brain bleed. Brain aneurysm in my sleep.
Theory 2: Because Mr.Dykstra makes us do all kinds of stupid comma things and semi colon junk, my DNA code is malfunctioning because he is trying to shove too much useless information into it. In case you did not know, Semi Colons in DNA form code for brain cancer.
So I have come to the conclusion that Mr.Dykstras class is fatal to my health.
Good Night.
I win.
Hey, this kind of sounds like my blog. It's SO TRUE that it's bad for our health! Unfortunately, Mr. Dykstra doesn't care. :(
ReplyDeleteMr. Dykstra is a person that NEVER cares. I have to agree with you Amanda. He always makes us do stuff that is a waste of our time.
ReplyDeleteMr. Dykstra thinks that its cool to make his students suffer. Also he always makes fun of his kid so that shows you how much he cares about family.
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