Hey hun, you don't need to text me, I'm pretty sure your voice can carry the five feet we are away from each other.

Howdy Partner,

Here are just a few of the things that drive terminally me insane:
We'll start with the blog topic,
1.) When people text you when your in the same room with them. Just plain dumb.
2.) Stupid people. If your reading this and you are unaware if you may be one of these stupid people, here are the qualifications:
a.) If you say things that other people frequently don't know what the heck your talking about
b.) If you ask stupid questions, that have obvious answers. (yes I know "there are no stupid questions"... well I call bullshit)
c.) You don't think about what is coming out of your mouth until 30 seconds after you've said it.
d.) anything else I decide
3.) Weird-O's... Now I'm not talking just a little weird like corky, silly weird. I'm talking like really odd. like these guys:

Why doesn't somebody get them some help?

4.) Bad drivers. Okay, I'm not the best driver on the planet or anything but it really bothers me when people don't know how to drive. Old people pull out in front of me all the time because I guess they just don't care, people don't use turn signals, people don't stop at stop signs, etc. etc.

5.) My brother. He is possibly the most annoying being on this earth, he cannot keep his mouth shut for more than fifteen seconds. People say "that's what brothers are for, to annoy you." I say, "you know what sisters are for? Punching annoying brothers in the face."

6.) People who think they are so cool that everyone cares what they have to say.

7.) Mud. (yes I'm talking about the slightly more liquid like form of dirt) 

8.) Did I already say stupid people?

9.) Blogging. and number nine will conclude a three hundred word minimum.

Blog over. I win.